16th DECEMBER TAOV WEEKLY NEWSLETTER

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The last week before Christmas is always a weird one. Feverishly ensuring all of our Christmas shopping is done, yet clock-watching because it's nearly time to break up so we can fill our bodies with way too much chocolate and Christmas Dinner (let's not forget the boxing day turkey sandwiches). Emotions at Christmas tend to be higher than usual, with all of the usual line ups involved (anxiety, depression, excitement, hunger, it's all there).
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We at TAOV are preparing for the break, and you may have seen our opening times we published earlier today. It's nice and simple - usual office hours apply with the exception of the 25th and 26th. If you need your stock before Christmas, make sure your orders are paid before 3pm on the 23rd. If your payment is after this period, we can't guarantee it'll be with you before Saint Nick comes.
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Speaking of Santa, are you tuning in to our Just Jam Secret Santa feeds? We're having a whale of a time filming these, and it seems you do too. We're always thinking of new ways of torturing our resident Kris Kringle, with last week we were spotted forcibly ramming chocolate cake down his gullet and ruining his pearly white beard.
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Onto actual business now - We recently got the all new Strapped Sodas and boy, these are incredible. The Professor Pep is 100% the most authentic Dr. Pepper flavour we've ever tried. Get involved and grab some today!
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We're also using this as a platform to tease some things we've got in the pipeline... Our famous Got Salts brand may be getting some new flavours soon! I'll tell you a secret.. one of them is by far the coldest nic salt I've vaped for a long time. I myself have vaped 50ml of it this weekend only!
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You know what, I think we're going 10ml mad... We've got a ton of new flavours in the pipeline, in both Nic Salts and Freebase, so keep those eyes peeled!
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Now that we've shook hands and talked business for a hot minute, let's end with a festive dad joke.
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Who is Santa's Favourite Singer? Elf-is Presley!

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